Charlie's Angels

Sabrina: (On the phone) Alec? Sabrina Duncan. I have some information I think you'll be interested in about Candy's attempted murder. (Sabrina looks at Jill.) Jill: Jesse? Hi. It's Jill Munroe. There were some photos taken at the St. Clair estate the day that Michelle was murdered and I think you'll want to see them? (Jill looks at Kelly.) Kelly: Kevin? Kelly Garrett. I think we should have a talk about Dana Cameron's murder.

Kelly: Well, isn't this romantic? (Kelly walks in and slams the door.) So, that's the way you treat a lady. Listen, friend, I drove all the way over here thinking you wanted some action. What I didn't realize is that the action you wanted was with someone else. (Glancing at Sabrina who just got off he couch.) Alec: I didn't invite you here. Kelly: Maybe not in so many words. But you've been coming on pretty heavy for a week. Sabrina: We are supposed to have a quiet dinner together and suddenly a replacement shows up? Oh, that's not good form at all, love. Alec: What the hell is going on here? Sabrina: In a word, nothing lover. Not tonight. Kelly: Well, I guess you struck out again. (Kelly slaps Alec in the face.)

Kelly: Gosh. You over the hill at 24? Jill: Very funny? (Turning and pointing at Sabrina.) You shut up.

Kelly: (Whispering loudly in the changing room.) Do you think you can corral Woodman? Jill: Ooh! Faster than Roy Rogers. Kelly: Roy Rogers. Jill: Yeah, in my tomboy youth, I was a real Roy Rogers freak. Oh, do you knw when Trigger died, they stuffed him? I mean there's nothing sacred anymore.

Jill: Oh, I forgot my bag. Sabrina: (As Jill starts to walk away.) I thought you were going to take a memory course so you'd stop forgetting. Oh, well, it didn't work out too well. I kept forgetting which night the class was. (Giving Sabrina a playful punch on the shoulder.)

Kelly: I'm really sorry, Mr. St. Clair. St. Clair: Don't be. I forsee a long and happy relationship.with just the two of us. Kelly: Why? Because I look like Dana Cameron? St. Clair: I have affairs with all my models. Didn't anyone tell you that? Kelly: I guess they didn't. St. Clair: So, it really doesn't matter who you look like. Kelly: Oh, I like subtle me, Mr. St. Clair.

Jill: Are you set for a job here? Sabrina: I conned my way through the gate.

Charlie: Notice anything, Angels? (All the girls look at the screen of Dana Cameron) Jill: How could we miss noticing, Charlie? Sabrina: It's Kelly, almost to a tee. Kelly: Really? I don't think she looks that much like me. Jill: In that pose, she's a dead ringer. (Sabrina and Kelly look at Jill) Sorry. I wasn't trying to be funny. Kelly: You weren't.