Charlie's Angels

Beau: It was all a con. One great big con. Jill: (Smiling) I guess you know that, uh, there was never really any oil. Beau: Yeah. (Nodding his head) I guess I know that. Wilder: What do we do with them? Beau: Well we came to dig a grave. May have to make a whole cemetery.

(Coming out of the shack down in the Swamp area posing as Jenny Lou) Jill: Just leave him to me. You know grandpa's getting old and he really ain't dealing with a full deck up there. So, uh, I think I can get him to sell. Beau: How much? Jill: Quarter of a million.

Aram: You know, I'm getting pretty tired of meeting Janet Le Maire's everyday. What the devil are you two up to? Sabrina: Who? Aram: You and the one yesterday. The one who filled you in. Sabrina: Fill me in about what? Aram: You can turn it off, honey? There never was a barn down by the river!

Kelly: (Sitting with Beau and Henry) All that money and she's back for more.

Hotel Front Desk Man: May I help you? Sabrina: (Posing as Janet Le Maire) Yes, I'm Janet Le Maire. Desk Man: Oh. Yes, Miss Le Maire. Ah, we have your reservation. And may I say welcome home. Sabrina: Thank you. Jill: (Posing as Janet Le Maire's secretary) It is the 4th floor? Desk Man: Absolutely. Ah, Suite 400. Sabrina: Oh, I'm afraid there's been some mistake. Now my secretary... Jill: (Jill interrupts Sabrina) Mr. Woodville. When I phoned you from Mexico City, didn't I tell you that Miss Le Maire wanted the 4th floor. Mr. Woodville: Isn't that what I requested? Desk Man: Yes, sir. I can assure you Miss Le Maire, Suite 400, is on the 4th floor. Sabrina: Yes, well, you don't seem to understand. I meant the 4th floor. Desk Man: The entire floor. Sabrina: Yes, there are two of us. Desk Man: But there are people on the 4th floor. Sabrina: Very well, if you can't arrange it. (She turns and starts to walk way) Desk Man: Oh, no. No. No. It'll take just a minute to move them. Sabrina: You are very kind.

(To Sabrina posing as Janet Le Maire) Woodville: Make it look good. You have an audience. (Helping Jill off the plane) Jill, you look terrible. Jill: Thank you. Woodville: See Bosley, never give up hope. Plans do change.

Rachel: What about the real Janet Le Marie? Beau: We'll take care of her when the time comes.

(Pulling the covers back from Kelly and speaking to Rachel) Beau: Little bitty nightgown like that. She'll catch her death in the swamp. Just like her daddy did.

(Speaking to his dog, Mike) Aram: You like her, huh? Well, don't let that pretty face fool ya! She's a phoney. There never was a barn down by the river.

(Posing as Janet Le Marie and speaking to Henry Bancroft) Kelly: Forgive me, Henry but it was my 7th birthday. The pony was a grey and her name was Cindy. Don't you remember?

Jill: Are you trying to get me fat? Sabrina: (Handing Jill a glass of OJ) No, I'm trying to get you healthy.

Kelly: Sabrina, why can't I ever come out ahead of the bank. (Sabrina laughs as she pours three glasses of orange juice) Sabrina: I think you have to put in more than you take out. Kelly: Ah, is that the trick. Sabrina: Well it helps.