Charlie's Angels

(All three Angels go up to Bosley as he just came out of the elevator) Sabrina:Bosley! Bosley: Sablina! Jill: Bosley, You did it! Kelly: Bosley had his surgery! Sabrina: We're so proud of you. Shorter intern: Who are they talking to? Taller intern: Who are you talking to? Jill: We're talking to him. Who do you thing we're talking to? Kelly: (Examining Bosley's toe.) Boy, they're good. They didn't even leave a mark. Jill: I don't see any stitches. Where are the stitches? Taller intern: In his side. Where else? Kelly: In his side. What are the stitches doing in his side? Sabrina: What's wrong? What happened? Shorter intern: Nothing's wrong. Everything came out fine. Jill: What came out? Taller intern: His appendix. Bosley: Oh, my God!

Nurse Fager: (Coming into the room carrying a tray of meds.) Oh, Halversen, get some hate mail? Halversen: Good morning Fager, I see you had your ugly sleep. (Putting the manila envelope down.) Nurse Fager: Take this. Halversen: What is it? Nurse Fager: Poison. Halversen: If you want to kill me why don't you just stand there a minute and let me look at you?

Kelly: How'd it go with the kissing intern? Jill: Oh, kind of sad, actually. You know that Don Juan image he's peddling? It crumbles in the clutch.