Charm School

Season 1 Episode 1

No Mo'Nicknames

Aired Monday 9:00 PM Apr 15, 2007 on VH1
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No Mo'Nicknames
Thirteen ex-Flavorettes from both seasons of Flavor of Love report to Mo'Nique to improve on their lady-like skills. The 13 girls will take part in their first challenge, an obstacle course where they must work together with their team. After that, one girl from the losing team will be "expelled".moreless

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  • QUOTES (14)

    • Leilene: (As team captain) I'll pick... like Dat. I'm sorry, what's your name?
      Darra: Darra.

    • Mo'Nique: Another rule, and I hate to have to say this. There are seven bathrooms in this house. Seven. Don't nobody shit on my floor.

    • Goldie: Hottie gave Mo'Nique an apple. I'm thinkin, Lord, please don't let Mo'Nique eat that damn apple. Ain't no tellin what kind of shit is goin on in the nooks and crannies of her [bleep].
      Mo'Nique: That apple was hot as hell. What am I gon' do with a [bleep] apple?

    • Cristal: When I got up the hill, with rope burn and water strapped to my back, and I saw Hottie's fat ass laid across the table like a f***in corpse, I wanted to choke her ass out. The ho brought one log and a bag of f***in candy. That is f***in retarded. I'm not even going to f***in go there right now.

    • Saaphyri: (about the choice of Leilene as a team captain) It's like, you pick the weakest person in the world to be a captain. It's retarded. You pick the person who cries all day. How bright are you?

    • Brooke: Schatar carried one bag of candy and one log and was like (in a high pitched voice) 'Oh, I thought it was a spa at the top.'

    • Larissa: (to Pumkin) All I know is that if I get spit on or anything, it's goin' down. (in confession room) All I know is that if she were to touch me, this show would be shut down.

    • Shay: Well at least I get a -- (sees Pumkin's picture) oh, hell no.

    • Becky: I don't know what happened, but as soon as I got in that water, my combat boots filled up with water. My clothes were heavier and suddenly, I weighed more than Hottie's weave.

    • Saaphyri: (about Hottie) Schatar has lost her damn mind. Why has she got this fur coat? Nothing else. No sleeping bag. Just a damn fur coat and some makeup. Does she think Mr. Right is hanging out by the bushes or something?

    • Cristal: Someone else, please indulge yourself in the craziness, that is Schatar. Do you not see this bitch?

    • Courtney: Bitch just lost her mind. She was goin' off on Mo. I was like ooh, Mo'Nique is a big bitch. She will crush you. Watch it. Duck. 'Cause I think Mo is about to hit you in the face.

    • Courtney: I'm thinking 'yes someone is here to rescue us' then I realize someone is here to kill us even further.

    • Cristal: Teamwork? With these bitches? Right!

  • NOTES (7)


    • When the nicknames are thrown in the fire it alluded to the fact that the woman could move on with their lives from how they were on Flavor Of Love.