Charmed

Cole: You need psychological help. Paige: Okay, that's probably true—especially because I cannot believe what I am about to say—but I think Phoebe's still in love with you. Cole: Oh, yeah. "Phoebe hates you so much her body erupted in scales." That's what you said this morning. Paige: Okay, maybe an unfortunate choice of words...

Darryl and Cole are discussing Phoebe. Darryl: Let's pretend for a second here, just for the sake of argument, that you saved my butt because you are my friend. So as your hypothetical friend, can I give you some advice? Cole: Yeah. Darryl: Don't do this to yourself. Cole: I can't help it. Darryl: You love her, I get it. And your love, it's epic. Okay. But look what it's doing to you. Cole: Paige says she hates me. She says I should leave for good. You've known her for a long time, Darryl, what do you think? Should I leave? Darryl: I know you don't want to. But what you want really doesn't matter, right? Cole: Right. Darryl: Well, there you go.

Piper: It's my job to take care of this family. Leo: Sometimes it's this family's job to take care of you.

Paige: Hey, no touch. I don't want you or my unborn niece around that. You shouldn't be inhaling all this smoke when you're pregnant, anyway. Piper: Ah, Paige, you're such a worry wart.

Piper's potion blows up in the attic. Paige: What are you mixing up here anyway? Piper: Oh, a little burdock root and some eye of newt. Paige: What? You're never, ever supposed to mix those two things together. That is a volatile combination...You know, you ought to be more careful. Piper: Hey, a good plan violently executed this week is better than a perfect plan executed next week. That's Patton. Paige: Why are you quoting Patton?

Patty: Piper. I know why you've been afraid. You don't want to leave your baby the way I left you. But spells won't make that fear go away. Only faith will. Have faith that your destiny is different than mine. Take my hand.

Nancy O'Dell: Gosh, I am so sorry. Your sister said we were doing the interview in the bathroom. Phoebe: Well that should have been your first clue that my sister sprang from the shallower end of the gene pool. Piper: Oh, come on Phoebe. You wanted fame, go ahead and grab it. Carpe diem. Phoebe: Don't mention carp around me please. Piper: I am doing you a favor. People will think you're bold and daring. What's better then a celebrity who wants to do an interview in the nude.

Piper: Locked in Boxed in Full of fear My panic grows manic till I can't hear In need of reprieve so that I can breathe Remove my fear Please make it leave.

Paige (handing Phoebe a glass of water): Here's your water. Phoebe (Taking a sip): Ugh, it could use a little salt.

Paige (talking to Cole about Phoebe): She's a mermaid. Her body erupted in scales. She had to turn into a fish to get away from you, do ya get it now?

Paige: Oh yeah, you don't know. Piper: I don't know what? Paige: Well, I didn't wanna make you mad, you getting so panicky and all. Piper: Yes we've established. I was a spineless coward in the face of evil, now what don't I know?

Phoebe: Go to hell! Cole: I was just there.

Piper: (In a sarcastic voice) Oh please somebody help me, the mean demon is dipping my feet in the water and it's really cold!

Cole: I realize that people's reputations precede them, but, contrary to public opinion, I'm not the source of all evil.. anymore.

Phoebe (to Cole): I do love you, and I always will. But it doesn't change anything. It doesn't matter. It's over between us.

Cole: Wait, before you say anything- Paige: Not to say, do, because I'm about to orb your family jewels far, far away. Cole: Yeah, that would hurt.

Phoebe: Ouch! Leo: Sorry I was a medic, not a vet.

Phoebe: You are holding me hostage! Paige: Yep looks like it. Phoebe: Look I am not a common goldfish. I cannot ignore the call of the sea! Paige: Well the call of the common bathtub is just gonna have to do.

Piper: Oh watch out Phoebe, he's packing a seashell.

Piper: Ok...I've had enough. Your treatment of me is shocking.

Craig: What are you? Paige: Witch. Leo: Angel. Phoebe: Mermaid.

Phoebe: How do I do that? Piper: I don't know. Get in touch with your inner fish!