Nancy O'Dell: Gosh, I am so sorry. Your sister said we were doing the interview in the bathroom.
Phoebe: Well that should have been your first clue that my sister sprang from the shallower end of the gene pool.
Piper: Oh, come on Phoebe. You wanted fame, go ahead and grab it. Carpe diem.
Phoebe: Don't mention carp around me please.
Piper: I am doing you a favor. People will think you're bold and daring. What's better then a celebrity who wants to do an interview in the nude.