Season 5 Episode 16

Baby's First Demon

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 30, 2003 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • Phoebe: Oh, I could eat you! Yes, I could! Yes, I could.
      Piper: Pheebs, after the demonic Parasites that did actually kinda wanna eat him, not so cute.
      Phoebe: Gotcha. Ooh, I could smush you! Ooh, I could just smush your little face!
      Piper: Much better.
      Paige: Is that his new name? Smush Face Halliwell?
      Leo: It's about as good as everything else we've come up with.
      Phoebe: No new ideas, huh?
      Piper: Actually-
      Leo: Uh, no. You know, we've been so busy with the alarm and the demon fighting and the sister saving.
      Paige: I'm sorry.
      Piper: Oh, don't be sorry, Paige. You were brave and you inspired me to fight and you made the world a safer place for our baby. Which is why I would like to give the baby the middle name of Matthew, in honor of his super protective Aunt Paige.
      Phoebe: I think that's a great idea.
      Piper: (to Leo) What do you think?
      Leo: Yeah.
      Paige: Thanks.
      Piper: And I also have an idea for his first name, Wyatt. In honor of his very protective daddy.
      Leo: Really? Well, it doesn't start with a P.
      Piper: Ah, so we break the tradition.
      Phoebe: (Phoebe picks up Wyatt.) Why don't we ask him? Wy- That's probably your job. (Hands Wyatt to Piper.)
      Piper: Wyatt Matthew Halliwell. Is that your name? What do you think? It's a good one.