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Businessman: (Seeing the knife in his chest) Oh my God! She sta-abed me! (Starts to panic, Kirken grabs him by the throat)
Kirken: FOCUS!
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Leo: Come on Piper, isn't this supposed to be a fun thing, you know, going back and seeing all your old friends?
Piper: You weren't by any chance popular in high school were you?
Leo: Well I was... I mean... Is there a right answer to this question?
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Piper: Look, I can't explain it, but being around these people makes me feel exactly like I did when I was 16. Invisible and inferior.
Prue: You want me to beat them up? Because I'll beat them up one by one...
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Prue: Did you put a lot of hairspray on that hair?
Piper: No.
Prue: Well, then all is not lost. By the time I'm done with you, you are going to be the hottest chick at the reunion.
Piper: Really?
Prue: Who do you think helped Phoebe go blond?
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Piper: I was nobody in high school.
Prue: Piper, you were not a nobody.
Piper: Prue, you were class president. You have no idea what it's like on the other side.
Prue: Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.
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Terra (as Piper): Hey! Bitch! Move the trays yourself!
(Missy gives a somewhat humbled look and walks away, Prue gives an astonished space)
Prue: Well... that was great! Though the... bitch part of it was a little much.
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(One of Terra's victims is brought back to life by Kierkan's power, and notices the butcher knife plunged in his heart)
Man: How? How am I still alive?
Kierkan: No, no, no... not still - again.
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Piper: I thought younger guys weren't on your list.
Prue: What list?
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Prue: Believing in the supernatural should be on my list.
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Piper: Okay, ready or not, here I go.
(Piper goes down for Prue and Leo to see what she looks like for her reunion)
Prue: Wow, you look great.
Leo: Really, really, really great.
Piper: Leo, two "reallys" would have been plenty... I look ridiculous.
Prue and Leo: No! Um...
Prue: I mean the feathers and...
Leo: Really... um...
Prue: Yeah...
Piper: Great! I'm gonna go to my 10 year reunion and win "Most Likely To Scare People Away At The Door"!
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Terra (in Piper's body): What kind of witch can't vanquish a demon without her sisters?
Piper's soul: What kind of demon has a meltdown everytime her boyfriend comes to visit?
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Missy: Are you almost finished? Because I need you to help the DJ set up.
(Prue scratches her nose to move the balloons and they all fall)
Missy: That's the third time that's happened!
Prue: That's too bad.
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Prue: You know she was kinda like Jan Brady, the middle sister not quite sure where she fits in.
Leo: Jan who?
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Piper: Pheebs, are you sure you don't wanna come tonight? You can work the bar and make some yucky drinks for some ex-cheerleaders.
(Prue shoves her)
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Prue: Now, you are going and you are going to have a great time, young lady.
Piper: You are not the boss of me.
Prue: Oh, I am too.
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Piper: What I mean is I'm this super powerful witch who's engaged to a whitelighter saving the world from evil on a daily freaking basis, and all these people are going to see is the same pitiful loser who still lives at home with her sisters and her unemployed boyfriend.
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Drunk guy: Catfight, dude!
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Phoebe: I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying I hope you're wrong (sees Piper table dancing). Ohh... hope, dashed.
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Missy: Wow Piper, your face has really cleared up! What'd you use? Acutane?
Piper: Well Missy it has been ten years.
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Leo: Piper, what's my name?
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Phoebe: I'm trying to jump on your thought train but you're moving a little too fast here.