Season 1 Episode 4

Dead Man Dating

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 28, 1998 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • Mark: Give me a break, mum.
      Mrs. Chao: There are a lot of hungry spirits out there, Mark.
      Mark: You're like the Chinese Shirley MacLaine, you know that?
      Mrs. Chao: Better safe than sorry.
      Mark: I'll risk it.
      Mrs. Chao: You should have more respect for ghosts, Mark. If your grandmother were here...
      Mark: She'd warn me about all the evil spirits walking the streets in Chinatown, I know, I know.
      (Mrs. Chao takes an amulet off a hook next to the door.)
      Mrs. Chao: You should take this for protection.
      (He hooks it back up.)
      Mark: Maybe the ghosts need protection from me.
      (He kisses her on the cheek.)
      Mark: I'll be okay, mum. I'm 23 now. I can take care of myself, okay.
      (He hands her the balloon.)
      Mark: I gotta go.
      Mrs. Chao: Happy Birthday, Mark.
      Mark: Thanks.
      (He walks off.)