Charmed

Billie (after Christy vanquishes the demon): Sweet!

Coop: Oh. Sorry. How's it going? Phoebe: Did someone invite you here? Coop: What, are you kidding me? I love weddings.

Coop: Hey! Phoebe: You scared me. Coop: Uh, I'm sorry. So, when are we gonna get started? Phoebe (holding a teddy bear): Don't you have someone else's love life to meddle in? Coop: No. I'm all yours. I mean, yeah, sure, normally we've got forty, fifty jobs, but the Elders thought that you deserved to have me all to yourself. Phoebe (sarcastic) Lucky me. Uh... you know what? I'm just really busy right now and I have big issues to deal with, so... Coop: Yeah. I know. I know. And, uh, you're gonna get through this. And then we're gonna get to work. Phoebe: Has anyone ever told you that you are a big pain in the butt? Coop: Mmm, no. I'm a Cupid. Hey. Good luck.

Billie: Hey, how'd it go? Was the hot guy a Triad? Phoebe: He's worse. He's a Cupid. Billie: A what? Phoebe: A Cupid. The Elders sent him down here to help me find true love. How insulting is that? Paige: Well, maybe they figure they owe you. Piper: Well, I wish they'd help with the Triads first, because I have no idea how to vanquish them. Paige: Well, what did Cole do? Phoebe: Well, I don't know. He was a really powerful demon. Probably just as powerful as they were. You know what, Cole is my longest relationship. Is that pathetic or what?

Billie: That guy was totally hot. He was checking you out. What are you doing? Phoebe: He was? I didn't even see him. Billie: I know. That's why I came over here. Phoebe: Okay, let's just focus on Christy. Otherwise, we're going to have to deal with the wrath of Piper.

Phoebe (to Piper on the phone, about Christy): Actually, it's going really well. This morning, we mastered the art of walking in high heels, and now, we're just picking out an outfit. (to Billie) Try that one. (to Piper) And we're gonna go for a little test run at a café, you know? See how it goes. Piper: Great, because demons attacking at the party, I can handle, but Christy eating with her hands, I cannot handle.

Paige: And I vow to honor, to love, and to cherish you each and every day. Henry: Through all the seasons of life, good times and bad times, I vow to cherish you each and every day. (they exchange wedding rings) Paige: I do. Henry: I do. Priest: You may now kiss the bride. Henry & Paige share their first kiss as husband & wife.

Christy (shouting, with an evil face): And now, It's your turn!

Piper (referring to the champagne flutes): Nobody touch these, I don't want smudges. Billie (holding up the champagne flutes, instructing Christy): And then we clink. Piper: You need to wash those. I don't know if I ordered enough. Christy: Why clink? Billie: I don't really know. It's just kind of a thing.

Paige: Maybe we should call the whole thing off. Piper: Don't even think about it. Listen, the party is on dude! Paige: Dude, the house is a mess. Piper: And what else is new?

Phoebe: Oh. Okay. Well, you know what, I don't need help finding true love. Coop: Apparently you do. Phoebe: Excuse me? Coop: You didn't even notice me at the cafe. Phoebe: Oh, well, you know what? I didn't notice you at the cafe because you're...pfftt... you're just not cute! Coop: No, I'm cute. You're resistant.

Billie: Okay, blowing that hot guy off once maybe, but he just landed in your aparment and you let him leave?! Phoebe: You have to admit, that's kinda suspicious! (Billie looks at Phoebe full of doubt, Phoebe then turns to Christy) Phoebe: I mean, you must have got some sort of vibe off him, did you? Christy: No...I thought he was cute. Phoebe: Yeah, please what do you know...you were raised by demons for god sakes!

Piper: You go and talk to your fiance. We have enough fire power down here. Paige: Don't say the F-word! Billie: Fire power? (Paige turns and glares at Billie)

Henry: How can you get married without wearing a veil? Paige: If you want it so much, you wear it!