Phoebe: Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay.
Piper: Oh, no you don't, Missy. There will be no fleeing the country until you clean up after yourself.
Phoebe: No-no-no-no-no, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm possessed.
Piper: That is not an excuse!