Season 6 Episode 17

Hyde School Reunion

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 14, 2004 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • Paula: Todd! There you are, sweetie. (notices Phoebe) Oh, and there you are. I was wondering if you'd have the nerve to show up.
      Phoebe: What do you mean "nerve"?
      Paula: Oh. You're the talk of the reunion. You know, you can fool San Francisco with your pithy advice, but you can't fool us. We all know you, sweetie.
      Todd: That's enough, Paula.
      Phoebe: So what is that supposed to mean?
      Paula: It means you're a fake. The only thing you were ever known for
      was lying and ditching and stealing boyfriends.
      Paige: Phoebe, are you gonna let someone with a giant helmet that passes for hair talk to you like that?
      Ramona: God, Paula. Just because Todd had a thing for Phoebe, you don't have to be so mean.
      Paula (to Ramona): I'm not being mean. I'm doing her a favor. (to Phoebe) To the rest of the
      world, you might be "Ask Phoebe", but to us, you'll always be "Freebie".
      (Phoebe looks hurt. She turns and walks away)
      Paige (to Phoebe): You okay?
      (Paula smirks with pride. Paige glares at Paula, then walks away to follow Phoebe)
      Paula (to Todd): Hey. Let's dance. Hmm?
      (cut to the hallway. Phoebe is walking and Paige follows her quickly)
      Paige: Hey. Why didn't you just tell that chick to go screw herself?
      (Phoebe turns into Teen Phoebe, then quickly turns back into her adult self)
      Paige: Phoebe?
      Phoebe: Okay, what just happened?
      Paige: You tell me.
      Phoebe: I have no idea. I was just standing here, and then I had some weird high school flashback.
      Paige: Yeah. Your whole body just flashed back.
      Phoebe: What? Are you kidding me? I-I just felt-
      Paige: Pissed?
      Phoebe: Very.
      Paige: Well, as someone who's seen Carrie, both versions, I'd say the reunion is over.