Charmed Season 3 Episode 15

Phoebe: (To Astral Prue) This is Psychology 101. You're the ID, Prue's inner desires. Which means, she's the ego; the control factor.

Piper: As Halliwells, we are blessed as witches but we are cursed as women. Sometimes I think we're all destined to be alone.

Cole (about the biker bar): Interesting place to dream about.
Leo: Especially for Prue.

Piper: A demon I could have handled. But my big sister ruining my wedding, I cannot handle that.

Prue: But we have to get through the wedding first for Piper.
Phoebe: For Piper. (to Darryl) You're supposed to say "For Piper".
Darryl: Yeah, all right.

Prue: It's going to be a demon-free day. (Cole shimmers in) Hey!
Cole: Sorry, I'm late.
Piper: You were saying?

Phoebe: Prue. Okay, we've got everyone convinced that we have things under control. Now you have to convince me.

Piper: It is bad luck to see the bride's dress before the wedding.
Leo: But you're not even wearing your dress.
Piper: The same rule applies to the bride's curlers. Go away.

Prue: Yeah, and the only thing I need to vanquish him is a potion called coffee.

Prue: I was still in that biker bar, but this time I was attacked by a big galoot.
Piper: A galoot? You fought a demon in your sleep? If I'm gonna have to vanquish a demon in my wedding dress, just tell me, because if so, then--
Prue: All right? He was not a demon, right? He was just a big, rude guy.

Phoebe: Was that just giggling I heard?
Piper: Yes, I am guilty of giggling, and I am guilty of being happier than any previous moment in my life.

Biker: Hey. You got my money?
Prue: Hey, you have a good memory.

Prue: Don't talk to me about being responsible, Phoebe. You weren't very responsible when you fell in love with a demon.

Victor: Patty.
Patty: Hello, Victor, how are you?
Victor: Good. I mean, I was good. Alright, who brought my ex-wife back from the dead?
Grams: Not now, Victor. I know you two have issues but that's what the reception is for.

Phoebe: Piper, you have to stay positive. You know what? I have Celine Dion Behind The Music on video cassette. Would you like to watch that?
Piper: Would you like to get slapped?

Inspector: Ah, you stick your tongue down her throat but you don't know her name?
TJ: That against the law?

Prue: Better listen to Grams Pheobe, I mean you could always calculate her age by the number of rings on her fingers.

Piper (to Prue & Phoebe who are on the way to the attic): Hold it right there! What's wrong?
Phoebe: Oh, boy bands, there's just far too many of them don't you think?

(The doorbell rings)
Prue: Don't get that.
Piper: Will somebody get that?
Prue: Ooooh, I'll get it.

Leo: Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soul mate. All I am is yours.
Piper: Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.

(Phoebe finishes putting the wedding arch up for Piper's wedding)
Phoebe: Okay, that should do it.
Grams: I'm thinking more to the left. Uh, is this the biggest arch you could get?
Phoebe: Ugh.
Prue: Without opening a fast food franchise, yeah.

Leo: All I need is what's inside of me to know that Piper and I are meant to be together. What happened here today...
Phoebe: Piper and Leo's love has touched us all.

Phoebe (to Prue): Huh, wow, so you're relinquishing control to your little sister. You must really be tired.

Victor: I could get used to having a whitelighter for a son-in-law.
Cole: Everyone having fun down here?
Leo (to Victor): Where do you stand on demons?