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(Piper blows open the gate to the Academy after they failed to get through with a Power of Three spell)
Phoebe: What was that?
Paige: I think you just saw a mother lift a car off her child.
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(Tyler drinks the binding potion and burps)
Piper: Say "Excuse me".
Tyler: Excuse me.
Piper (to Leo): Ludlow's right. No one teaches manners anymore.
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Paige (walks in on Phoebe standing naked, standing up in the bathtub): Whoa... full frontal Phoebe!
Cole: She flashed.
Paige: Yeah... I-I got that.
Cole: No, I mean she flashed black-and-white.
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Piper, Phoebe & Paige (saying a spell): The brutal winter gives way to flowers of spring. Ludlow is vanquished.
(The demon Ludlow explodes.)
Phoebe: What the hell was that?
Paige: It was a haiku. I couldn't do the rhyming thing.
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Paige (to Cole): Come on, dude, let's get paid.
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Paige: Ugh, the sun came up again.
Phoebe: Oh, good morning, sunshine. Let me pour you a cup of coffee. (She picks up a cup and pours the coffee) Notice anything different about me?
Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.
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Phoebe: She went from being Samantha to Mrs. Darren Stevens overnight.
Cole: Well, that won't happen to you.
Phoebe: Won't it?
Cole: No. You'll become Mrs. Cole Turner. Phoebe, come on. Number one, it was a different time, different world obviously. Number two, we're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo and you accepted while I was bleeding to death, remember? Look, why don't we do it again, start over.
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Phoebe: What good is it being a witch if I can't just twitch my nose and make the laundry fold itself.
Cole: Uh, which witch can do that?
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(In the kitchen, Piper runs in and explodes the bounty hunter)
Piper: Are you alright?
Phoebe: Yeah, no messy clean up.
Piper: Since when do you scream instead of fight?
Phoebe: Actually, I did consider scratching him.
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Phoebe:He's gonna have to get used to bringing home the bacon.
Paige: Since when does Phoebe care about bacon?
Leo: I'm sure she meant all breakfast meats.
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Phoebe: It's just, becoming a wife. I mean, I like Samantha but I never actually wanted to become her. See, Samantha, she was married to a human, Darren. And Darren completely suppressed Samantha's magic, completely denied who she was. And it wasn't because he didn't love her, it was just that's the way it had to be.
Cole: And this was one of your favourite shows?
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Leo: Phoebe, are you feeling alright?
Phoebe: Peachy keen.
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Leo (about binding any future baby's powers): It's a lot for any child to deal with. Plus ours will be doublely magical, half-whitelighter, half-witch.
Paige: Hey, that's like me! Oh...you might have some trouble.
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Cole: Miss Phoebe Halliwell, I come to you, as a man, nothing more nothing less, to ask will you be my wife.
Phoebe: Hmm, yeah, I will. Again.
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Phoebe (singing in the tune of "Jingle Bells") I'm making soup for Cole. He'll eat it in a bowl. I guess thats my new role, just making soup for Cole.