Phoebe (walking in): Morning. Never mind, don't ask.
Piper: Hey, somebody's doing the walk of shame.
Paige: Details! Details!
Phoebe: I knew I wasn't going to get away with this one.
Paige: Not a chance. Spill it sister.
Phoebe: Uh, okay. I think I did something really bad. I slept with my boss.
Phoebe: No, Elise. Yes of course Jason!
Paige: Wow, that is bad…for future employment's sake. Unless of course, you know, maybe it will work out and you guys will get married and have kids and you can own half the newspaper.
Piper: How did this happen?
Phoebe: It was very fast.
Paige: Ooh, downer.
Phoebe: No, that part wasn't fast, that part was… (grunts) ooh…