Charmed Season 7 Episode 6

Phoebe: Any idea what this meeting's all about?
Paige: Oh, probably something to do with the kids
Phoebe: Why, did something happen?
Paige: Oh, I'm sure they've gotten kidnapped by the latest demon or something.

Paige: Well, he's fine now, though. You know, we dis-possessed him.
Agent Brody: Wait - you did what?
Paige: Well, we got rid of the demon. We get possessed all the time - it's no big deal.

Piper (after burning the second batch of muffins): Great. Now not only am I exhausted, but I'm starving.
Phoebe: Ooh. I see your "exhausted" and your "starving" and I raise you "bloated".

Piper (about a new whitelighter): Look, we have enough people orbing in and out of here on a daily basis; we don't need another. (She blows up the toaster)
Leo (looks at the toaster): Got it. (He orbs out)
Phoebe (sadly): That was a great toaster.

Piper: Paige try and orb one of these crystals away.
Paige: Crystal.
Paige orbs the crystal through a window and Piper stares at her.
Paige: Blue moon?

Phoebe: So when can we talk?
Leslie: I don't know, maybe, tonight at dinner.
Phoebe: Oh I can't do it tonight, but I can do breakfast tomorrow and then maybe dinner and then maybe breakfast again.
Leslie: I'll hold you to it.

Phoebe(to a whitelighter): You know for a whitelighter you are very wimpy.

Phoebe (about Piper's burnt muffins): Oh that is so sad.
Paige: Eh, eh, eh, no weeping. You promised.

Odin: No. What I saw was what I never would've imagined. The Charmed Ones turning into demons.
Phoebe: No, that wasn't demonic. That was, you know, that time of the month.
Paige: No! It was a Blue Moon.

Piper (to the Avatars about Leo): Whoever you are - stay away from my husband!

Phoebe: So what time's your flight?
Leslie: Noon. So you ready to come back?
Phoebe: More than you'll know. Thanks to you.
Leslie: Me? I didn't do anything, I just kept the seat warm for you.
Phoebe: You did more than that, and you know it. When I first met you, I was totally lost. That's why I needed to get away from all of this, you know? I couldn't give advice, especially not about love, and I realized that, I was just afraid, but I'm not afraid anymore. (They kiss) Thank you.
Leslie: You're welcome. I guess it just wasn't meant to be, you and me?
Phoebe: Maybe not right now.
They hug for one last time.
Leslie: See ya.
Phoebe: See ya.

Paige: Hey, maybe he's pulling away from you because hmmm, maybe he's... I dunno...leaving.

The sisters wake up after turning into the monsters.
Paige: What happened?
Odin: You attacked us.
Phoebe: Oh really, then how come I'm the one with the headache?
Odin: We were forced to protect ourselves.

Paige (to Phoebe): You get so emotional when you're PMSing.
Phoebe: Yeah, and you get mean.
Paige: I do not get mean, I'm above it all, nothing happens to me.
Piper walks in.
Piper: Alrighty then!
Paige orbs out then back in.
Phoebe: Oh right, nothing happens to you, you're above it all.
Paige: Fine, I get a little jumpy.
Piper: And I get a little pissy, so watch it.
Paige & Phoebe: We know.

Paige: We're demons?
Piper: No, Paige, we are not demons.
Phoebe: We're monsters.
Paige: Okay, I knew we were a little testy this time of the month, but this is just crazy!

Phoebe: Oh that was just the blue moon. It won't happen for another 50 years.
Piper: Yeah, and by that time we'll just be a menace to our rest home. So I think you're safe.

Leo: Piper, you can't blow up a whitelighter.
Phoebe: Why not? She blows you up all the time.