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Leo: So, what's the problem?
Piper: Burning toast.
Leo: What?
Piper: The toast, it's burning. (Leo goes over to the smoking toaster) Now, see, there's a question. Your Avatar friends are promising this big, bright future. Um, will there be burning toast?
Leo: Piper, be serious.
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Zankou: Where is the third one?
Phoebe: Errmm,... You know what? We're not really sure, so why don't you just come back later, okay?
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Piper: Paige!
Paige: What? What's going on?
Piper: Oh you know, nothing... your boyfriend tried to kill my husband...
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Zankou: His name is Leo. Ring any Elder bells?
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Piper blows up a lamp.
Phoebe: Hey! Do you mind?
Piper: Sorry, just checking.
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. I never liked that lamp really anyway.
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Paige (about Kyle): He's pretty devastated, you know? But I think eventually he'll be okay. I mean, you have to be. It's Utopia, right?
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Avatar Alpha: Someone must have told Agent Brody that Leo is one of us now.
Leo (to Piper): Paige.
Piper: Alright. What do you want from me? I'll kill her later.
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Phoebe: Zankou. How do they come up with these names?
Piper: After all these years, you're gonna ask now?
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Ronnie: What do you say we go an get rich?
Denise: Okay, but only if we can blow up my ex-husband afterwards.
Ronnie: Sure.
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Ronnie: What if, say, you wanted to use your powers for something besides fighting demons? Like, uh, winning the lottery?
Phoebe: No, my premonitions are much bigger than that.
Ronnie: What's bigger than winning the lottery?
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Zankou: Would you like me to elaborate?
Laygan: Yes, please.
Zankou turns around swiftly and smacks Laygan across the side of his head. Laygan flies backward and smashes into a group of demons.
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Phoebe: The sooner we help Kyle find out the truth, the sooner we can all move on.
Piper: Move on to what?
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Phoebe: I know the power-switching spell is in here somewhere. We've used it before.
Piper: Yeah, and if I remember correctly, didn't it bite us in the ass? (Phoebe slams her fists down on the Book and glares at Piper) I'm just sayin'.
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Piper: So, I'm having second thoughts. Sue me.
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Zankou has just attacked Piper and Phoebe.
Zankou: So where's the third one?
Phoebe: Uh, you know what? We're not really sure, so why don't you just come back later, ok?
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Piper (helping Denise unfreeze Phoebe and Roger): Okay so, small gesture here. Small, nothing too hard. Don't want to blow up the sister, okay?
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Phoebe: I'm going to find my powers.
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Ronnie: Who the hell are you?
Phoebe: Short version, I'm a witch, and you have my power of premonition, and if you don't come with me, you're probably gonna get killed by a demon. (she nods and shrugs at him.) Got it?
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Piper: Well, the powers went out the window, didn't they?
Leo: So you expect to find them laying around on the front lawn?
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Leo: What happened? Why didn't you fire back?
Piper (to Phoebe): Go ahead. Tell him.
Phoebe (guiltily): We sorta lost our powers.
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Ronnie (with his new powers): Oh, I think this is gonna be a lot of fun.
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Paige: What's going on?
Piper: Oh, you know, nothing. Your boyfriend tried to kill my husband.
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Denise: You guys fight demons here all the time, don't you?
Piper: Pretty much. Why?
Denise: See, I always thought that you just threw a bunch of wild parties. You know, things breaking, people screaming. I had no idea.
Piper: Yeah. Well, at least now you know why we never invited you.
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Piper (about Denise): Oh, sure. Now she's fearless.
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Elder: Evolution takes centuries, millennia even. It cannot happen overnight. It must be earned.
Leo: I think we've earned it.
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Leo (to a group of Elders): Face it. The fate of the world is no longer in your hands.
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Piper: Your Avatar friends are promising this big, bright future. Um, will there be burning toast?
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Leo: What more do you need to know?
Piper: Well, if you'd let me finish a damn sentence, I'd tell ya.
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Paige: He's devasted, but he'll be okay. He has to be... it's Utopia.