Charmed

Leo: You know, trust, Chris, is a precious commodity. Once you lose it, it's pretty hard to get it back. Chris: What, did you read that out of a fortune cookie? Leo: Don't be a smartass. It doesn't help your cause.

(Piper is willing to give up on love for Wyatt) Phoebe: What about sex? Piper: Well, you know, I'm the mother of one of the most magical creatures ever. Sex rather pales in comparison, don't you think? (She walks away) Paige: She doesn't need a party, she needs an intervention.

(To Leo and Chris about Mr. Right) Paige: Alright fine! So I made him out of my own little brew!

Paige: (about David) I made him. Magically. Phoebe: Actually, we both made him. Piper: For my birthday. Darryl: Hell of a gift.

Paige & Phoebe (after they've conjured Mr. Right and are looking at his flawless body): Perfect!

Chris: You conjured a man?! Paige: No! Not just a man...the perfect man!

(After Piper finds out about Mr. Right) Phoebe: Piper, wait! Piper: No! Not until you send him back to wherever the hell you conjured him from. Paige: We can't, not until your birthday's over. Phoebe: Yeah, so why not take advantage of him while you can? I mean, figuratively speaking. Paige: Ah, hell, literally. It is your birthday.

(After Mr. Right brings Piper breakfast in bed) Paige: Well, uh, this is your birthday present...from me. Although, you know, Phoebe helped. Piper: The breakfast? Paige: No, the muchacho.

Phoebe (referring to Piper's perfect man): Oh, ok. Well, I think she would want someone that, um, lives nearby, you know, and doesn't travel a lot. Paige: Yeah, well, I would write down something about somebody who I could do magic in front of, but these are qualities that you and I would want, not qualities that Piper would necessarily want. Phoebe: Right.Ok, um...I think she wants, you know, a strong man, but someone that's not afraid to show his sensitive side. (Paige and Phoebe begin writing down qualities and adding them to a potion) Paige: Sensitive, but not a wuss bag. Yeah. Phoebe: (getting into it) And someone that is a good listener. Paige: Ok. Good cook. Phoebe: Handy around the house. Paige: Good with kids. Phoebe: Gets the whole "normal life" thing. Paige: Has a really big - Phoebe: Paige! Paige: Uh! Is this the perfect guy or what? Phoebe: All right. Throw it in.

Phoebe: But Paige we can't just conjure up a sex toy!

Phoebe: So you're making a love potion? Paige: No, I am making a love machine, I am making the perfect man.

Piper: Leo left me a birthday gift, how sweet.

Chris (talking about the demon who attacked Wyatt): So what did he look like? Piper: Tall, hooded and with a metal rod thingy. Chris: Well that narrows it down.

Chris: But what about Wyatt? No one responds to him. Chris: Anyone?

Darryl (regarding the sisters' behavior): Is this some kind of demonic thing? Chris: No. It's some sort of messed-up thing.

Sheila Morris (to David): So, how long have you known the girls? David: Fourteen, fifteen hours, I guess.

Chris (about Piper giving up on love): Wh...what? Piper: Did I stutter? Chris: Piper you can't give up on love. It's not natural.