Charmed

(Phoebe explains why she was kicked out of her Psychology class) Phoebe: I don't know what happened! One moment I was sitting there talking about my assignment and the next I was... trying to unzip his pants with my teeth!

Phoebe: Luckily I realized what I was doing before I... eww. Prue: Phoebe, when I told you to charm the pants off of your professor I didn't mean that literally!

Prue: You're right, I'm sorry. Piper: Drop the humility crap and give me my sister back.

Prue: I don't get it, you, Leo and Phoebe committed selfless acts and got rid of your sins, but I committed many selfless acts and had to wait for Lucas to be vanquished to get rid of mine. Piper: Well Lucas said that Pride was the only sin that could not be beat. Anything you did while under the influence of the sin was for the greater glory of Prue. I guess what he meant was that there is no selfless act to Pride. Prue: But I jumped into a bottomless pit to save the pastor. Piper: Yes, but you did that to win.

Piper: How can I have gluttony? I don't overeat Prue: No, but you overdo. These sins are tied to our pre-dispositions.

Prue (to Piper): Hello! Gluttony, table for one!

Prue: What did the Elders have to say? Leo: I don't know... Prue: What do you mean you don't know? Leo: Well I got tired halfway up there so I came back.

Prue: There is nothing in the Book. Why did only lame witches precede us? Piper: Because nobody is as good as you, Prue. Prue: You know, at least I'm trying, Piper. Instead of getting a foot massage, or sleeping. Phoebe: I'm not sleeping. I'm just having the best premonitions of my life. Prue: Of what? Phoebe: It's a button off Officer Cutie's shirt. Let me tell you, if the movie's anything like the previews…whoa.

Piper: Leo needs suits. Prue: Leo doesn't wear suits.

Prue: I am very proud of you. Phoebe: Oh, and coming from you... Prue: Hey, be nice.

Prue: If I don't get you home, there won't be a later.

Prue: Although, you...you might wanna change into, I don't know, clothes, an actual shirt?

Darryl: Because they'll destroy you. What's the matter with you? Prue: Nothing can destroy me, Darryl.

Leo (to Piper): Oh, thanks sweetie, I'm gonna be thirsty soon. Prue: I'm gonna be ill soon.

Piper: Would you like a bit of bubbly? Prue: No, I would like a bit of help.

Leo: You checked the Book of Shadows? Piper: No, but that's a great idea. Leo, you're a genius. What would we do without him? Prue: I don't know. I guess our lives wouldn't be the smooth-running existence that they are today.

Piper: Phoebe! Get your slutty hands off my husband! Phoebe: Make me! Piper: Gladly!

Professor: Plus, you owe me a major paper. And if I don't get it soon... Phoebe: What are you gonna do to me? Professor: I'll have to give you an incomplete. I'll have no other choice. Now, do you have anything to say for yourself? Phoebe: I'm not wearing any underwear!

Phoebe (while looking in the dumpster): Hey it's the coffee maker I wanted. Prue: Phoebe it's just the carton. Phoebe: Oh. See I need you, you just protected me from making a fool of myself. Prue: Now there's a full time job. Phoebe: Thank you very much.

Prue: Yeah, well, my sin's not nearly as fun as yours. Phoebe: Wait, your sin, I thought you didn't get hit. Prue: Well, that was the pride talking and it almost got me killed already. Phoebe: Pride? You don't seem all that different. Prue: Really? Well, back at you.

Phoebe:Wow, Piper, you really put the glut in gluttony. Prue: Okay, how did you get this stuff so fast? Piper: Oh, I just let my fingers do the walking and the clicking and the…flipping. Prue: Flipping? As in the pages of the Book of Shadows? You used magic? Piper: Well, yeah, I couldn't wait six to eight weeks for delivery. Prue: That is so personal gain. Piper: No, because we need all of this stuff.

Phoebe: Why did you do that? Prue: Because unless you guys want those flowers at your funeral, you had better get a grip, okay? You've been infected. Gluttony, lust, and that in there... (They walk back into the living room where Leo is laying on the couch, burping) is sloth.

Prue: Everything's under control, don't worry about a thing. I've got it all under control. Hi, he needs medical attention. The Pastor's inside, I kicked his ass. He needs attention too, he's knocked out.

Prue: Hey! Be nice. I don't want to talk about sin tonight. Phoebe: Me neither! Prue: So, this is a pretty interesting band. What's their name? Piper: Orgy.

Piper: Oh, no, don't tell me we got infected with the sin thingy.

Piper: That'll be it. Just the two Armani suits, size 42, the Donna Karan dress, the three pairs of Stuart Weitzman shoes, the one Gucci jacket, and the Prada bag.