Dex (about Phoebe): I'll never get over how somebody as beautiful as she was could be so incredibly insightful.
Victor: Em hmm!
(Phoebe, disguised as another woman, approaches him)
Phoebe: You don't say!
Victor: Excuse me. Do you mind?
Phoebe: It's all right. I got this. (to Dex) You were saying… about Phoebe.
Dex: Just that aah… I thought she was great. Really great.
Phoebe: Then, why didn't you ever ask her out?!
(Piper, also disguised, comes and pushes Dex to the door)
Piper: Thanks for coming. Sorry you have to go. Ok. Bye bye.
Phoebe: Piper, what are you doing?
Piper: What are you doing? You can't pick up on a guy at a funeral!
Phoebe: Why not? It's my funeral!