Charmed

Masselin: You brought witches to destroy me. Jeff: What are you talking about? No, I didn't. I swear. Masselin: To whom do you swear? Jeff: To you. Just you. I didn't know about witches. Masselin: Your most recent selection, she holds the key to my destruction. Take it from her. Jeff: But why? They know about you, they know about me. Masselin: Take it from her and bring the witches for me. Jeff: All right, all right. But how am I gonna get 'em back here? I mean, they're gonna be a little suspicious. Masselin: Tempt them with an innocent soul.

Phoebe: He's huge, and ugly and I really think we need a bigger balloon. Piper: Maybe we just came in too soon. Phoebe: Maybe he saw the poison. Piper: Well, in any case, the spook's spooked. Phoebe: And took the trapped souls with him. The ones that we have to save. Prue: Look, we don't know for sure if the demon is gone, is he is still here, then he's gonna feed again and Carlton's the one to feed him. Do you still have the poison pill? Phoebe: Yes, but I don't think it's gonna be enough. Prue: Phoebe, stop. All right, uh, we need to cover the exits, look for Carlton, if we see him grab anybody, Piper, you freeze the room and we'll get into positions. Piper: I wish we could just stuff his head in a toilet and make him cough up the demon. Phoebe: Oh, honey, still upset with Leo? Piper: I'm talking about Carlton. Phoebe: I can't keep up.

Piper: Are you all right? Prue: Did you get him? Phoebe: No. Piper: What? Phoebe: I think we need a bigger balloon Prue: Ok. We're gonna have to regroup. Come on, let's go.

Piper: Jenny, the state can shut me down. Jenny: How are they gonna find out? Are you gonna tell 'em? 'cause I'm not gonna tell 'em. Do you like the read or denim? DAN: Jenny ... Jenny: Yeah! Sure. Let's hear from uncle Dan. Who never in his life faked an I.D. or snuck into a bar. Who never did anything wrong. Ever. DAN: We're talking about you. Jenny: No, we're talking about Piper and she said I could go see the show. Piper: I never said that... Jenny, I'm sorry, but I can't let you in the club. DAN: Your man and dad, they put me in charge. Jenny: Right.. everybody's in charge... but not me. Not ever. Why is that? (Jenny starts to cry and leaves.) DAN: I'm sorry. She's just feeling, you know, a little... Piper: Betrayed... it's okay. I know the feeling.

JEFF: Cops are asking me questions. And you know what? They're not gonna catch you, no, sir. They're gonna catch me. All right, okay! I'm out. I'm done with it. No more souls. The pact, the agreement is now officially null and void. (Masselin sets Jeff on fire. Jeff starts screaming in pain. Masselin stops the fire.) MASSELIN: You will honor your agreement, Mr. Carlton. You'll bring me more souls. JEFF: Okay, okay.

Piper: I networked. Sent out feelers, sent off press releases and wouldn't you know it. Dishwalla decided to put P3 on their schedule. How's about that? P3 has officially been validated as the place to be. We're on the map (then, she hugs her sisters) I couldn't have done it without you, you patient (she kisses Prue) most generous (kisses Phoebe) sisters in the whole wide world. (Doorbells rings.) I'll get it. (She answers the door.) Leo... this day just keeping getting better. Hi.

DJ: Good morning, San Francisco. This is Ralph Garmend and that was Dishwalla's hit counting Blue Car's. Dishwalla and their manager, Jeff Carlton, are my in studio guests this morning talking about club dates and we'll let you know when you can see them. Jeff: Excuse me. (Leo shows up.) Jerk. (to Leo) You know where the bathroom is? Leo: Yeah, it's, uh, right over ... (Leo pushes him up against the wall.) Jeff: Hey what is this? Leo: An intervention. (He blows magic dust all over Jeff.)

Girl: So, you, like, produce their records or what? Jeff: No, no, nothing that creative. I'm their new manager. I take care of things, whatever needs to be done, I do. Girl: Man, I can't believe this. This is like the most unbelievable thing that has ever happened to me. Jeff: Ah, the night's young. Girl: I can't believe you picked me. Jeff: Well, you seemed like a good ... soul. Plus, you said the magic words. You said you'd do anything, remember? Girl: Yes, yes. I do. Jeff: All right, just wait inside. The band should be down any minute. Girl: Thank you, thank you so much. Jeff: Don't thank me yet. (She walks in some room.) Girl: Hello? Is somebody there? Hello? (Masselin appears and she screams. The manager walks in.) Jeff: Okay, that's it. No more. I can't keep doing this. It's got to stop. Masselin: We have a pact, you get what you want and I get what I want.

Leo: Piper, did you mean what you said? Piper: When? Leo: A couple of months ago, when I almost died and you saved my life. I left and you said that you loved me? Piper: I thought you were gone. Leo: Well, sometimes I linger. Did you mean it? Piper: Yeah, I meant it. You linger? Leo: What about now? Piper (hesitates): I still mean it. Leo: But? Piper: But, we can't keep doing this, I can't keep doing this. I feel like all I do is wait around for you to show up and then when you do it's just...not quite right. Leo: Well, it's just. I'm doing what I thought you wanted me to do Piper. You're the one who didn't want me to clip my wings. Piper: And you shouldn't, not for me, but that doesn't make it any easier for us. Leo: What are we going to do? Piper: I don't know Leo. (Leo looks up and gets jingled) Piper: Go, it's ok I understand. (Piper and Leo kiss goodbye) Leo: I'll see ya. (Leo orbs out with Piper looking sad, she goes outside and sees Dan. They smile and wave and she goes back inside. But then takes another peek at Dan and smiles to herself)

Darryl: Ooh, right and that is where you say Darryl and I say Prue, then you say something like, what are you doing here? Prue: What are you talking about? Darryl: Look, Prue. Andy didn't have time to teach me all the steps to this dance, but I'm a quick study. Prue: I have to go. Darryl: To P3? As usual I bearly know what's going on, and I don't like it.

Darryl: Whenever you and your sisters get involved, the whole playing field gets a little crazy. Prue: Yeah. And a lot more dangerous. Darryl: I'm a cop. Stop protecting me, Prue. Prue: You have absolutely no idea. Darryl: I'm an imaginative guy. I have plenty of ideas... We're going to need to communicate or I'm going to become very unsociable.

Piper: What are you doing? Leo: My job. Piper: Your job? What are we, like, Leo's witches now?

Carlton: What's with the Gestapo routine? Darryl: It tends to follow the acting like a suspect routine.

Piper (to Leo): You have time for baseball, but you don't have time to tell me about you-know-what before you-know-who shows up for you-know-where?

Darryl: Look, Prue, Andy didn't teach me all the steps to this dance, but I'm a quick study.

Piper: I wish we could just stuff his head in a toilet and make him cough up the demon. Phoebe: Oh, honey, still upset with Leo? Piper: I'm talking about Carlton. Phoebe: I can't keep up.

Phoebe: Keep an eye on me. Prue: You're kind of hard to miss in that outfit.

Piper: And I saw the future too, you know. Leo and I get married. A marriage in the future imply some sort of relationship in the present...the question is: where's the relationship? Phoebe: Somewhere between confusing and complicated? Just talk to him, honey? It'll be okay. Piper: I'd rather just freeze him and kick him in the... (the doorbell rings). That better not be him. Phoebe: In the shins? Piper: Not exactly.

Leo: We have to talk. Piper: You bet your whitelighter ass, we do.

Leo: Look, I know you're upset. Piper: No...no... I skated past upset just after you came in the door. Right now, I'm at furious.

Piper: So, you guys, you do like the name of the club, right? P3. Little nod to the Power of Three, to us, partners.

Phoebe: This place couldn't be more dead if I was embalmed.