Karen: You told Fearful Marin to get a dog.
Phoebe: Yeah, oh, I know, I know, it seemed right at the time, you know, so she didn't have to...
Karen: I would've told her to get a therapist and get a life.
Piper: See, this is what I said.
Karen: Hers was better.
Phoebe: Wow, really?
Karen: It was proactive, it was nonjudgmental. The whole column had a freshness and a passion that it hasn't had for a really long time.
Phoebe: Thank you.
Karen: And I'm going to tell Elise that you wrote it.
Phoebe: Oh, no, Karen, don't do that. I mean, she'll fire you.
Karen: And my guess is she'll hire you. If you think you can handle working for that witch.
Piper: Hmm, I thought of her as more of a demon.