Season 4 Episode 16

The Fifth Halliwheel

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 21, 2002 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • Karen: You told Fearful Marin to get a dog.
      Phoebe: Yeah, oh, I know, I know, it seemed right at the time, you know, so she didn't have to...
      Karen: I would've told her to get a therapist and get a life.
      Piper: See, this is what I said.
      Karen: Hers was better.
      Phoebe: Wow, really?
      Karen: It was proactive, it was nonjudgmental. The whole column had a freshness and a passion that it hasn't had for a really long time.
      Phoebe: Thank you.
      Karen: And I'm going to tell Elise that you wrote it.
      Phoebe: Oh, no, Karen, don't do that. I mean, she'll fire you.
      Karen: And my guess is she'll hire you. If you think you can handle working for that witch.
      Piper: Hmm, I thought of her as more of a demon.