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Paige: Oh good, breakfast, I'm starving! Leo: Yeah its the orbing, it burns a lot of calories.
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(Leo has just orbed out)
Phoebe (just waking up): Does he have to do that so brightly?
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Piper: This demon didn't even seem to know who we were, which by the way I find insulting.
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Leo: The Source's death has created a power struggle in the underworld, and killing you means direct ascension to the throne.
Piper: Ugh.
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Paige: I did the rhyme, I will do the time.
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Paige: What about little Phoebe? She went back to her time with all this knowledge of the future. Won't that cause complications?
Piper: I doubt it. The minute she starts talking about magic, Grams will do some hocus pocus to erase all that knowledge.
Paige: That's nice.
Piper: That's Grams.
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Leo (about to orb Little Phoebe to somewhere safe): Come on, take my hand. (She walks over to him) Now hold on tight.
Little Phoebe: Are we going on a plane?
Leo: No, but you might see some clouds.
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Little Phoebe (about Cole): Wait, you mean he's our prince? The one who sweeps us off our feet?
Piper (laughing): Prince?
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Piper (to Phoebe): Having problems with geriatric you?
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Little Phoebe (blocking her ears): Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...
Piper: Honey, you have to listen to me.
Little Phoebe: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
Piper: We're just trying to help.
Little Phoebe repeats the song. Piper groans.
Leo: She's your sister.
Piper: Yeah, don't remind me.
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Cole: Who are you?
Old Phoebe: Maybe this will refresh your memory. (she walks over and slaps him across the face) You bastard.
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Cole: Why did you summon her?
Phoebe: That's between me and...me.
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Phoebe: Having a little trouble with young Phoebe?
Piper: Yeah, enough to make me reconsider having children. Maybe we should just lie to her again.
Phoebe: No. I think I have an idea.
She turns to Little Phoebe.
Little Phoebe: Stay away from me or I'll sick Prue on you.
Piper: Oh, yeah, don't go there.
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Phoebe: I'm going to knock some sense into me!
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Old Phoebe: Nobody's gonna take you seriously until you stop dressing like a tramp.
Phoebe: A tramp? That is so 'in' right now.
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Little Phoebe: I'm ten, I'm not stupid. Grams!
Little Phoebe runs out of the attic.
Piper: Wow, I do not miss that.