Charmed

Piper: On the house, for saving my hide. Phoebe: Literally, you Wendigo, you. (Piper sits down.) Prue: Are you okay to work? Piper: Yeah, I'm fine. It's like nothing ever happened. Except for Billy. Prue: No, well, there was no way that you could've known about Agent Fallon. Piper: I know. It's just I'm not used to losing an innocent we're supposed to protect. Phoebe: He wanted to help stop her so she couldn't hurt anybody else and that's exactly what he did. Prue: I'm just grateful that you're safe. Piper: And Andy. By the way, what did you tell him about why we were all there. Prue: I told him the truth. Phoebe: Get out. Prue: I did. I said what he saw happened was true, that Agent Fallon really was the Wendigo and that had we not vanquished her, that both he and Piper would've been killed. I couldn't think of anything else to say. Piper: Well, what did he say? Prue: Not much. He was either too stunned to speak or he actually believed me on some level. It was the closest that we've ever come to having an honest conversation. Phoebe: So maybe Andy's more open to you being a witch than you think. Prue: Hmm. All right, back to work. Phoebe: Actually, I need to talk to you about something and please don't be mad but I quit. Prue: What? Phoebe: It's not that I don't appreciate the opportunity, because I do. It's just that every time I touch something at Bucklands I risk having a premonition and it's just too emotional for me. Besides that's your world. I need to find one of my own. Prue: You will. Piper: Just stay out of my world or I'll kill you. (Prue and Phoebe look worried and confused. Piper gets up and starts to walk away. She turns around.) Kidding! It's just a joke (She walks away.) Prue: Ooh!

Piper: Of course I know what a jack is, Phoebe. I just don't know how to use it. It's not like I've ever got a flat tire before. I mean, this doesn't happen to me everyday. Phoebe: Piper, relax. I used to date a mechanic. I will walk you through it. Okay, you put the jack under the jeep and then you put the handle in the base and ratchet it up and down. Okay, it's very easy. Piper: Handle... I don't think I've got a handle. Wait, there's a long wooden spoon in the back.

Prue: But we might have to confine you until we get back. So tie you down, I guess. Piper: No! Go to hell! Prue: Do we have any chains? Phoebe: I actually think I have something. (Phoebe walks in with handcuffs) Prue: Where did you get the--? Never mind.

Piper: Nothing. This is just the same crap I've already seen. Prue: I tried Andy's cell phone, no answer. Phoebe: We can't find anything about revearsing the Wendigo thing. Prue: Well, there's got to be something. Oh, didn't you check this at the bottom of the page? "c.f. Desiderata." Phoebe: Yeah, like we're supposed to know what that means. Prue: Well, it means "conferred desiderata." It's Latin for "look up things that are yearned for." Piper: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so very smart. Prue: Piper. Piper: Don't Piper me. Just shut up!

Billy: So, what, it, like--takes love away from others, is that it? Or...So why did it go after you? Are you...in love? Piper: No. Unfortunatly. No. It must be attracted to something else. Billy: Like...maybe beauty?

Piper: Oh, my God, that's a lot of blood. Prue: Hey, sweetie. Phoebe: Oh, my God! Are you okay? Piper: Yeah, I'm fine. If I pass out and I need a transfusion, I'm AB negative. It's very rare. It could be a problem. Andy: Try not to look at it. And just so you know, I'm AB negative too. Plus, I love good food. Perfect donor.

Prue: You really wanna work at Bucklands with me? Phoebe: When opportunity knocks, I answer the door. Prue: The job is very demanding. Auctions can be stressful. Phoebe: I love a challenge. Prue: We work pretty long hours. Phoebe: Overtime is my friend. Plus, I just thought of something else. With my premonitions, I might just be able to get you the straight dope. Without a trip to the office water cooler. Prue: Don't push it. Phoebe: Right. So, what do you think? Prue: Can you start tomorrow? Phoebe: Yes. Hey, can you give me a ride?

Phoebe (talking on the phone with Piper): Piper, you're stranded and you're all alone, and the only thing you have to protect yourself with is a wooden spoon that's broken.

Piper (under the influence of the Wendigo): Back off. What? Do you think I can't walk now? Phoebe: Honey, we're just trying to help you. Piper (under the influence of the Wendigo): Help me. You can't even hold a job. Prue: Okay. Now wait a minute, Piper. Piper (under the influence of the Wendigo): Oh, save it. Do you always have to be in charge? (Prue and Phoebe look at each other, confused) Piper (normal): I'm so sorry. What's happening to me?

Phoebe: There's a reason my resume is only three sentences long.

Piper: Big, scary, strong. Kind of like a cross between a werewolf and Charles Manson.

Phoebe: Listen, while we're at work...head rush...while we're at work.

(After The Wendigo's death, Piper changes back, discovers she's naked and hides behind a tree) Prue: Are you alright? Piper: I think so. I'm naked and freezing.

Piper (to Prue, while under the influence of the Wendigo): Don't Piper me. Just shut up.

Piper (to Prue, while under the influence of the Wendigo): Screw you, bitch!

Agent Fallon: You believe them... that it's not human. Andy: Let's just say recent experiences have taught me to keep an open mind.

Piper: No problem. For I bear the power of...one.

Prue (to Phoebe): I don't think that my wardrobe can take the assault of your daily needs.