Tour Guide: Legends hold it buried somewhere near a rocky desert, is a fable book, penned by ancient mystics, known as the Akashic Records. Believed to be a written account of all significant events throughout time. Powerful stuff. If someone were to get their hands on that, they could win the lottery or at least get tender. To know the future brings, obviously, ultimate power. Which is why everyone from Hera to Hitler has been looking for the records. But to find them, to find them, one needs a map. This tablet found in the Ivory Colls last year, is believed to be the very map. Although the engravings are of a lost language so far and undecipherable, even for scholars like myself but we're close. Whoever can decipher them first will know the exact latitude and longitude of the Akashic Records.
(You see a guy standing in front of it, writing something down on a notepad.)
Guy: Oh my God, that's it.
Tour Guide: Uh, excuse me?
Guy: Uh, no, no. Excuse me.
Tour Guide: If you follow me this way, I'll show you the next exhibit which is quite interesting.