Season 1 Episode 10

Wicca Envy

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 13, 1999 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • Prue: I don't know Phoebe, the Betsey Johnson dress may be a bit too much for work.
      Phoebe: That's what a new wardrobe's all about. Pushing the limit.
      Prue: Yeah, and stretching the budget. Maybe I should just check with Piper.
      (They hear Piper laughing and then Piper and Leo run in the foyer. Piper sees them.)
      Piper: Oh my God, Prue.
      (She freezes Leo, trips over his leg and slides across the floor and stops at Prue and Phoebe's feet. They help her up.)
      Piper: I'm so embarrassed.
      Phoebe: Of course, she might have other things on her mind like having her way with the handyman.
      Piper: I thought you guys were supposed to be shopping.
      Prue: Obviously.
      (Phoebe notices Piper's shirt unbuttoned.)
      Phoebe: Oh, look, front clasp bra. She means business.
      Prue: Serious business.
      Piper: Do you mind?
      Phoebe: No, are you kidding? I think it's great. As long as he's not still on the clock.
      Piper: That's what I mean. You guys have to get out of here before he unfreezes. I never know how long this things lasts. (Piper sees all the shopping bags.) How much did you guys spend?
      Phoebe: Lots. Prue's new look is perfect for an SHW.
      Prue: SHW?
      Phoebe: Single Hot Witch.
      Prue: Hmm.
      Piper: Prue, are you sure this isn't depression buying, you know, post-breakup?
      (Phoebe gets some red, sexy lingerie out of a bag.)
      Phoebe: Does this look like something a depressed woman would wear?
      Prue: (to Piper) Hmm, maybe you should borrow it.
      Piper: Okay, time's up. You two gotta go. (She pushes them in the living room.) Go, go in there and be quiet.
      Phoebe: We will if you will.
      (Piper walks over to Leo and stands where she was standing. He unfreezes and they run up the stairs.)