Charmed Season 6 Episode 21

Corr (to Clea): Just be patient, my love, and together we'll rule the underworld.
Gideon (invisible): It's an old goal, but a good one.

Upper-Level Demon: Just out of curiosity, how did you come up with the idea, anyway?
Clea: Well, we can't take all the credit. You'd think demons would've invented reality television, but somehow humans beat us to it.

Paige: Phoebe is out there roaming around the world without any powers.
Chris: Without her active powers. She can still cast spells.
Paige: Great. So when the demon attacks her, let's hope that Phoebe can come up with a little rhyme just in time.

Phoebe (talking on her cell phone): A reality what? You have got to be kidding me. Alright. I'll be home as soon as I can. (she hangs up)
Shapeshifter (disguised as Kyle): Is something wrong?
Phoebe: Kind of. Listen, thanks. I-I have to get going.
Shapeshifter (disguised as Kyle): I was having a really good time.
Phoebe: Really?
Shapeshifter (disguised as Kyle): Yeah.
Phoebe: Well, thanks again for all your help, and maybe we can talk more tomorrow.
Shapeshifter (disguised as Kyle): Or since you're heading home, I could just come with you.
Phoebe: I'm sorry?
Shapeshifter (disguised as Kyle): Uh, to check out your place. Look for any, you know, easy entry points. I mean, most bad guys usually attack at home.
Phoebe: Are you sure about that? Because I think I've heard-
Shapeshifter (disguised as Kyle): I'm the expert, right?
(Phoebe grabs her purse)
Shapeshifter (disguised as Kyle): So let me just come home with you. Make sure everything is alright.
Phoebe: Yeah. Well, that's not gonna happen. See, I'm not going home. I, uh...have to go somewhere else. My fam-
(The shapeshifter could not resist it anymore. He takes out an athame and approaches Phoebe with force, attacks her, and holds the athame to her throat)
Shapeshifter (demanding): Take me to your house, witch. Now!

Piper (to Leo, about her pregnancy): You, don't touch me, you're the reason I look like this!

Male Gamesmaster: If human beings are foaming at the mouth to humiliate themselves on national television, and they are, then demons are an easy mark.
Female Gamesmaster: Upper level humans?
Male Gamesmaster: Donald Trump has his own show.

Paige puts the crystal on the floor. Demon screams. Paige removes crystal.
Demon: What did I ever do to you?!
Chris: You're sure he's a demon right?
Demon: Does that give you the right to commit unprovoked acts of violence against me?!
Paige puts the crystal on the floor.

Phoebe: See what happens when you make a play for a baby? What's the matter? Scared of me? Are ya?

Phoebe: Looks like your show's just been cancelled.

Piper: (about Phoebe)You stabbed her?
Paige: You would've too!
Chris: Yeah, she was pretty obnoxious.

Phoebe (weighing her options): Saving my nephew... or kleptomaniac demon...? I really need those books, guys.

Sigmund: How are you gonna stop her?
Gideon orbs out.
Sigmund: Thanks for sharing.

Piper: I'm trying to protect our son!
Leo: From who? The mommy and me teacher?

Tali: Who are you?
Paige: We're the Charmed...uh, one.

Leo (referring to the Gamemasters): I'm gonna kill`em.
Gideon: No Leo you're an Elder now, non-violent remember.
Leo: Watch me.

Phoebe: Paige, you're my baby sister, not my babysitter.
Paige: Oh, that's clever. You're very clever. And I'm glad that while I'm panicking, you have the time to be clever!