(Phoebe, in her superhero costume, is holding Edward Miller upside-down off the roof of his building. Cole appears.)
Phoebe: Cole! What are you doing here?
Cole: Well, I got a call from one of the tenants saying that, uh, Wonder Woman was terrorizing the landlord. What the hell are you doing?
Phoebe: Well, I'm teaching my buddy here how important it is to be a better person. (to Edward) Are you a better person yet?
Edward: I'm slipping!
Phoebe: Oh, no, you're not slipping. (She relaxes her grip.) That's slipping.
Phoebe: Don't call me honey anymore.
Cole: I don't know what's going on here but this is not you. Literally.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? This is better than me. This is new and improved me. Now not only can I help my readers, but I can help the entire city.
Cole: Careful, he's got ears.
Phoebe: Oh, please, relax. The only thing he can hear right now is the blood rushing to his brain.