Grams: Your grandfather Allen, rest his soul, was a sweet man, but he led me straight down the hippie-dippie trail.
Phoebe (laughing): You were a flower child?
Grams: Yeah, well, don't rub it in. What's important is that Allen was killed by my best friend. I didn't know it then, but she was evil, and I walked in right after it happened.
Piper: What did you do?
Grams: Well, let's just say that my peacenik days ended fast, along with that bitch Robin. Why, if she hadn't killed Allen -
Leo: You'd still be a flower child.
Grams: And the Charmed Ones would be dead. I know I'm a ballbuster, but it
kept me alive to protect my girls from all the demons that came after them as