Piper (about the go-go boots): Oh, wow. Phoebe. These are sooome boots.
Phoebe: No, they're not mine, but I wish they were 'cause they're hot!!
Paige (reading): That box says 'Penny'. Penny as in Grams, Penny?
Phoebe: No way. I refuse to believe that Grams ever wore anything this hot!!
Piper (matter-of-factly): Yeah, I figured her more for steel-toed orthopedics. You know, the better to kick your ass with.