Charmed Season 5 Episode 10

Paige: Hey, guys. Oh, I'm sorry, were you ranting?
Piper: Yes, I was. But now I'm done thank you.

Piper: Leo! Leo come on, I need you!
(Leo orbs in while still morphed as Jeric. Piper sees him and instantly blows him up. He reforms)
Leo (in his own voice, as Jeric): What did you do that for?!
Piper: Leo? Is that you?
Leo: Oh (morphs back into himself) sorry, I, uh, forgot.
Piper: You forgot? What're you doing? And what are you wearing?
Leo: This? Uh, they gave it to me in jail when they arrested me. Well, not me, obviously, Jeric, or so they think. I just figured it will help Darryl get a promotion.
Piper (looks at him strangely and turns away): I can't handle this right now!

(While trying to adjust her top)
Piper (yelling): I've had it with this outfit!

Cole: You know, I gotta admit, I thought I had you there for a moment, but you never really did choose, did you?
Piper: I didn't have to. I figured if Isis knew the spell to free Phoebe, then Paige would know it as well.
Cole: Hmm, well, next time.
Phoebe: Next time? What happened to you Cole?
Cole: Me? Well…I've gone mad.
Phoebe scoffs. Cole turns around and shimmers out
Piper: No offense, but we really need to find a way to kill him!

Piper: Why is my stomach suddenly public property? And perfect strangers are always touching me? It's weird space invasion!

Cole: Well I guess I should have seen this coming.
Piper: I want my sisters back now Cole.
Cole: Or what? You got nothing Piper. You can't even vanguish me.
Piper: (Tries to blow Cole up) Doesn't mean I won't try.

Paige: (Talking about Phoebe) I can understand wanting to take a break from guys but c'mon already. She's gonna wear out the batteries.
Piper: (disgusted) Ah, Paige!

Darryl (as he leans in to touch Piper's stomach): If you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg... (Piper grabs his hand)
Piper: Do it and you pull back a bloody stub.
Paige: She's a little sensitive right now.
Darryl: I can see that.

Jeric (to Paige thinking she's Isis): Isis, did it work?
Paige (pretending to be Isis): Yes it did and I know just how to celebrate (knees him in the crotch, Cole winces before being blasted across the tomb by Piper. Starts reciting the spell to unmummify Phoebe) Dromos wabet khufu nemes akh.
(Phoebe de-mummifies)
Jeric (confused): Isis?
Paige (as Phoebe joins her sisters): You really can't mess with sisters.
(Jeric, scared looks at Cole who's starting to get up again then at the sisters right before Piper blows him up, vanquishing him)
Piper (about Jeric and Isis): At least they're together now.

(Paige and Pheobe orb into Cole's apartment as he tries to vanquish himself with a fire ball)
Cole: What the hell are you guys doing here?
Piper: Witnessing a meltdown, apparently. Ever thought of therapy?
Cole: Thanks. I'd rather chop my head off than have it examined. Wait, that's an idea. (He summons a guillotine)

Cole (to Jeric about Phoebe): That's my witch!

Jeric: Who are you?
Cole (smiling and extending a hand): Cole Turner. I used to be the source of all evil? You're Jeric right? I feel like I already know you - we've so much in common.

Piper: I am not about to just sit here and wait while my sisters are in Egypt with two demonic perverts!

Piper: I've come to the decision that (raises her shirt to reveal a pregnant belly) if you've got it then you must flaunt it!

Piper: How can you be so evil?
Cole: It's a gift.

Cole: Oh, can't you at least let me not die in peace?

Paige (referring to the scrying crystal flying off the map of the world): I guess our map wasn't big enough.

Piper: So what? Dude, I'm unbreakable.
Paige: Dude, I'm not.

Cole (conjuring a guillotine): I can't wait to see how I survive this.

Piper: Are you telling me she's going to evict somebody from their own body? That's rude!

Piper (to a salegirl): Look, do you have anything that will go with combat boots? Ya know, something for the mom-to-be who kicks some ass on occasion?

Paige: We're just playing hookie.
Piper: Well Paige, you can't play hookie, you're unemployed.