Cheers

Sam: 50 bucks says he passes out before she gets to 100. Cliff: I got 10 to cover that. Norm: I'm in. Lilith: Excuse me. That's my husband you're wagering over. Put me down for 20.

Norm: Your headache's still bothering you, huh Frase? Frasier: Oh yes. Norm: What do those things feel like anyway? Frasier: You never had a headache, Norm? Norm: I don't think so. How do you get one? Frasier: There's a variety of reasons usually stress or tension. Norm: Come again. Frasier: It's like when you eat ice cream too fast. Norm: Oh I hate that.

Henri: I am being kicked out. Just because I am not a citizen and I have no job and I have no prospect for a job and I have no wish for a job. Norm: Wait a minute. They can kick you out for that? Sam: No, no relax. You were born here. Norm: God bless America.

Henri: Woody, I have a riddle for you. How long will it take for me to steal your girlfriend? Woody: I give up. Henri: Then it won't take long at all.

Paul: How's the headache, Frasier? Frasier: Fine. She's into alternative medicine these days.

Lilith: Frasier, I'm concerned. I think it's time we tried alternative medicine. Frasier: No, I am not going to wear a crystal, or dissolve herbs under my tongue, or listen to some aging hippie playing the whale flute. That's not why I went to college although when I went to college I did all those things.

Frasier: Lilith, if you don't stop my head is going to explode all over this bar. Norm: All right. Hey Paul get out here.

Kelly: Woody Boyd, the mask has certainly come off. If me marrying another man makes you take a rude tone of voice...then maybe you're not the man I wanna marry after I marry that man.

Henri: I fell in love with this country ever since i caught my first glimpse of that big beautiful woman in the harbor. Cliff: Ah, Lady Liberty. Henri: She told me her name was Kiki.

Woody: What kinda country kicks a guy like him out and lets a guy like me stay...I'll tell ya what country, USA!! Everyone USA! USA! USA!