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Rebecca: I don't understand why nobody wants to come back to my beautiful tearoom. Frasier: Well Rebecca, a restaurant should be like a mistress. See one shouldn't feel she's over eager to please. It's far more enticing if you need her more than she needs you. Lilith: Who is this she you're talking about, Frasier? Frasier: Purely hypothetical. Lilith: It's a little strange for a happily married man to go prattling on about a mistress. Frasier: Oh come on, hon. Give me this one. You already heard me admit I was whipped in front of the boys. Lilith: That was good.

(Frasier and Lilith are Rebecca's first tearoom customers.) Rebecca: You guys cannot just have tea. Tea is a loss leader. I lose money just boiling the water and Lilith you are hardly fat. You are border line anorexic. Just pig out. Order some strawberry tarts. Lilith: Strawberries make me break out. Rebecca: At least it would put a little color in your face.

Rebecca: It's a tearoom. Sam: Thanks for not making me guess. Rebecca: So what do you think? Sam: You want my honest first impression, my gut reaction? Rebecca: Yes, I do. Sam: I hate it. I hate it! I hate it!!