Norm: Well I guess I better go call Vera back.
Cliff: What are you talking about? She didn't call.
Norm: Yes, she did. Yesterday. Something about a flat tire, interstate. What the hell's the number of that call box?
Rebecca: How much does it take when you're in love with someone? You know I've heard stories about you and that Diane girl. You put up with her five years. Five years! What about that?
Sam: Sweetheart, if I could have sent her to prison, don't you think I would have?
Sam: You're not thinking rationally here.
Rebecca: Why do you say that?
Sam: You're about to light a Tootsie Roll.
Frasier: Now look, I think it's appropriate that we all consider the fact that Rebecca could possibly go to prison for this. Can you imagine our helpless Rebecca in a women's prison?
Sam: Yeah. Come on. This is serious.
Cliff: Hey Doc, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?
Frasier: Your unending bull.
Rebecca: I cannot believe that Robin would use me like this.
Sam: Yeah I know. He seems like such a decent guy. It's not like he ever, you know, cheated on any of your friends on a business deal. No, no actually he did, didn't he? Well at least you never caught him with another woman. Oh shoot that happened too. Well maybe this is the very last bad thing he does. Yeah that's it.
Rebecca: Gee Sam, you think so?
Rebecca: Robin always gives women a furnished house when he dumps them.
Sam: Boy, that's class. I usually just give them a made up phone number.
Norm: Rebecca, how does your corporation feel about you sharing a bed with the competition?
Rebecca: Well you know Norm, I've been doing a lot of soul searching about that lately and I've come to the decision, I don't care.
Woody: Isn't it dangerous to have a baby on a rocket ship?
Rebecca: Frasier, you're possibly five percent smarter than anyone else here, what do you think? Do you think [Robin] bought [Jean-Marie] a house you know maybe just for the heck of it?
Frasier: You know I see this sort of thing a lot.
Rebecca: What? People buying houses for no good reason?
Frasier: No, desperate women like you grabbing at straws. Pathetic, isn't it?
Rebecca: My whole world is a void, empty and without meaning. There's no point to anything and I have nothing left to do but count the minutes until I die.
Norm: Hear that gang? Our hive has found a queen.
Carla: No luck, Sammy. I guess, I don't know, I can't get into that computer so I'm just going to keep working for peanuts.
Norm: Hey how about peanuts?
Carla: That would be a stupid password.
Norm: No, I mean pass the peanuts. Cliff sneezed all over the pretzels.
Cliff: Oh yeah sure, like I was the only one.
Sam: You can't get into the main computer without Rebecca's secret password. You know that.
Carla: Well I'm trying to figure out what the password is.
Norm: Well it's usually something personal.
Sam: How about loser?
Carla: Tried it.
Carla: Tried it.
Woody: How about hard working young woman who doesn't get the recognition she deserves?
Carla: That's too many letters.
Woody: How about screwup?
Carla: Worth a try.
Carla: Sam, I've been fiddling around with the computer in [the office] and I just can't seem to enter Rebecca's system.
Sam: Take a number.
Frasier: Exactly why do you want to use Rebecca's computer?
Carla: Because I just have this great idea that I think would really improve things in the bar.
Sam: Yeah, like what?
Carla: I'm gonna tap into the payroll system and give myself a big raise.
Norm: Frasier, straighten [Cliff] out okay. What happen to old dead skin?
Frasier: Apparently it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day.
While in Robin's apartment, Rebecca tries to impress Sam and Norm with Robin's apartment. But how can Rebecca "impress" Sam with the apartment when he was just trapped in the apartment with her in the episode The Art of the Steal?