Cheers

(Sam and Rebecca kiss) Sam: This is wrong. Rebecca: Wrong is what I do best.

Sam: Why are you attacking all the men? Rebecca: Because they are evil slime.

Rebecca: Woody, I'm gonna need some more drinks. Woody: What kind? Rebecca: Doesn't make any difference.

Rebecca: Are you a man? Customer: Sure. (Rebecca throws a drink in his face.)

Frasier: Warmest congratulations, Sam. You know it's always heartening to see a man realize his dream. especially poignant when he realizes such a pathetic dream. Sam: Thanks man. Frasier: I only joke with you Sam because I love you. Sam: I didn't know you were joking. Frasier: I didn't know I loved you. (Starts crying)

Carla: I know how we should celebrate. Why don't you just take me right on top of the bar like you did in the old days? Sam: I never did that. Carla: Then who was that guy? Oh that was the manager of the bar where I worked before this. Hey can anyone give me a ride to The Broken Spoke?

Cliff: Just when it looks like things are going to work out for [Rebecca], she's finally going to achieve her life's dream when her heart gets broken and her whole life is shattered yet again. Norm: Yup, you can just about set your watch by it.

Rebecca: I'm gonna go freshen up. When I cry like this I get all red and swollen and puffy and raw. Carla: And that's just your ankles.

Rebecca: I love [Robin] and I'm just about ready to lose him. Have you ever thought what it would be like to be without Vera for 20 years? Norm: Oh my God. Rebecca: See you'd miss Vera. Norm: I thought you said beer.