Season 4 Episode 5

Diane's Nightmare

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 31, 1985 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (after Andy leaves the bar, Diane follows Sam into the office)
      Diane: Sam, I'm sorry. I feel awful. You were right. Please accept my apology.
      Sam: Oh, forget it, Diane. I forgive you. "The quality of mercy is not strained; it droppeth as the gentle rain from Heaven upon the place beneath. It is twice blest: it blesseth him that gives and him that takes."
      Diane: Thank you, Sam. What did you say?
      Sam: I think you heard me.
      Diane: Yes, but YOU said it.
      Sam: (puts on his smoking jacket; Diane is astounded) Come on, Diane. You really didn't believe that buffoonish façade that I've been perpetrating for the benefit of my blue-collar clientele did you?