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Diane: Why is it that we cannot go to one single solitary place in the entire city of Boston without running into some woman that you've had a fling with?
Sam: Oh come on. You exaggerating here.
Diane: At the market. At the movies. When we got our blood test for heaven's sake.
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Diane: May I propose another toast?
Sam: Why stop at seven?
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Diane: Our relationship was a two way street.
Frasier: And I was run over in two directions.
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Frasier: Dear, I thought I told you that Diane and I used to date.
Lilith: Yes, that you had decided to marry and spend the rest of your life with her, no.
Frasier: Semantics.
Lilith: Why were you afraid to tell me that detail? Because she still means something to you, doesn't she?
Frasier: She means absolutely nothing to me. If I notice her at all it's merely as an annoyance like a bug flying around in a room.
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Diane: You know what I love about your relationship?
Lilith: No.
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Diane and Sam: We don't want to spend an evening alone with your kids.
Carla: Neither do I.
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Lilith: Well a week ago we decided to take a chance on cohabitation. But we waited a week before announcing the news so as to avoid any undue pressure on the success or failure of the endeavour and now we are pleased to announce the effort a limited success.
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Frasier: Doctors Sternin and Crane are proud to announce they are now officially POSSLQs.
Lilith: It means Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters.
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Cliff: Obviously [Carla] doesn't think that I can handle the kids. But my guess is that they'll settle down once they're confronted with a strong male authority figure.
Norm: Oh, you're bringing your Mom?
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Carla: (looking for a baby-sitter) Hey, hey, what're you doing Wednesday night?
Al: Pumping iron!