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(Diane has decided to use Sam's sex life as the subject for her psychology paper) Diane: At what age did you have your first sexual encounter? Sam: Oh, alright, that's more like it. Okay, uh...(looks at her notes) "Trevor – A Case Study". Who, who's Trevor? Diane: That's you. Sam: You're not gonna use my name? Diane: Of course not. Sam: So... I do all the work and this "Trevor" guy gets the credit? Diane: Sam this is not your resumé. In a psychological treatise real names are never used. Sam: Yeah, but at least I should be able to choose my own name. I mean, how 'bout "Duke"? Diane: This is my paper and I like Trevor. Sam: Alright, alright. Well, where were we? You, uh, wanted to know about my first time, right? Diane: Yes. How old were you? Sam: Well, uh, boy, I'm not sure. Uh, I know I couldn't get to her house until the crossing guard showed up. Wow. First time is kind of hard to remember. What about your first time? Diane: I'm the scientist, Sam. My first time has nothing to do with this. Now, what about your second encounter? Sam: Well, that would be the crossing guard.