Cheers

Season 4 Episode 11

Don Juan is Hell

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 12, 1985 on NBC

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    • (Diane has decided to use Sam's sex life as the subject for her psychology paper)
      Diane: At what age did you have your first sexual encounter?
      Sam: Oh, alright, that's more like it. Okay, uh...(looks at her notes) "Trevor – A Case Study". Who, who's Trevor?
      Diane: That's you.
      Sam: You're not gonna use my name?
      Diane: Of course not.
      Sam: So... I do all the work and this "Trevor" guy gets the credit?
      Diane: Sam this is not your resumé. In a psychological treatise real names are never used.
      Sam: Yeah, but at least I should be able to choose my own name. I mean, how 'bout "Duke"?
      Diane: This is my paper and I like Trevor.
      Sam: Alright, alright. Well, where were we? You, uh, wanted to know about my first time, right?
      Diane: Yes. How old were you?
      Sam: Well, uh, boy, I'm not sure. Uh, I know I couldn't get to her house until the crossing guard showed up. Wow. First time is kind of hard to remember. What about your first time?
      Diane: I'm the scientist, Sam. My first time has nothing to do with this. Now, what about your second encounter?
      Sam: Well, that would be the crossing guard.

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