Doris: Cliff, when you get out of the service, could we go out together?
Cliff: You know Doris, there's actually no rule against mailmen dating women. It just sort of turns out that way.
Rebecca: Carla, come here. There's a handle loose on one of the desk drawers. Do we have a screwdriver?
Carla: You can't fool me. You're just trying to take that desk apart to look for you ring.
Rebecca: I am way above that. I would not betray my man's trust. (closes office door and shortly comes back) You know that handle is really loose. Do we have a crowbar?
Norm: Frasier, we have to talk. Come on.
Frasier: No, Norm I'm sorry. I've had it with giving out free psychological advice. It's bad enough I do it as a living but I come to the bar and have to do it here too. I'm not about to analyze this poor pitiful creature who obviously is suffering from very low self-image and finds in you a validation of her sense of self and her own personality. Damn it, I did it again!
Carla: My ex-husband hid my engagement ring in a X-rated soap on a rope. He scrubbed my raw for two hours before I found it. Now that's magic time.
Norm: We have to get something straight here.
Doris: Yes, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: I am not interested in you, okay. I'm not interested in any woman except for my wife and I'm not even interested in her.
Norm: Sammy, excuse me. Do you know how to spell courteous?
Sam: Yeah Norm, just as it sounds. Then check it with Frasier.
Sam: (reading his black book) Tina, two stars.
Cliff: Two stars? That's not very good, is it Sammy?
Sam: Are you kidding? It was great. That's what she was wearing, two stars.
Frasier: Oh my God, he's going to fire the Morton salt girl.
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
During the opening Sequence, Frasier makes mention to living in the 90's, however the episode aired on December 7, 1989, 24 days before 1990.
Title: Allusion to "Fatal Attraction."
User Score: 1380
User Score: 1284
User Score: 371
User Score: 320
User Score: 185
User Score: 138
User Score: 131
User Score: 120
User Score: 92
User Score: 69
User Score: 60
User Score: 42
User Score: 35
User Score: 33
User Score: 30
User Score: 23
User Score: 22
User Score: 21
User Score: 19
User Score: 18