Coach: You call that a football team?
Sam: What's wrong, Coach?
Coach: What's wrong? The Patriots did it again. This has gotta be the worst draft yet. They got a first round pick, right Sam. Did they get a jackrabbit for the back field? No! A gunslinger at quarterback? No! A linebacker, they get Sam, a linebacker.
Sam: I don't know, Coach. I've seen a good linebacker turn the whole team around.
Coach: Yeah, me too.