Season 1 Episode 1

Give Me a Ring Sometime

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 30, 1982 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Everyone is asking why Diane is there.
      Coach: Take it easy, will ya. Sam's kind of shy about this sorta thing, so I'll fill ya in. She's a hooker.
      Sam: She's not a hooker. Look, she does not want to be bothered. She is waiting for her fiancee. They're going down to the Carribean tonight to get married. Okay?
      Everyone: Oh...
      Diane walks out of the bathroom and everyone begins to clap
      Sam: They missed you.