Cheers

Sam: This place doesn't even look like my office anymore. Rebecca: Thank you. It wasn't easy.

Rebecca: Miss Tortelli, you have a couple of customers in the corner that look like they're on the verge of a good time. You better hurry over there and put your usual stop to it.

Carla: Yeah but don't go by me. I've hated every boss I've ever had. Sam: How can you say that? I was your boss. Carla: Yeah right.

Frasier: So Carla, what did Eddie say about his impending fatherhood? Carla: He wants to think about it.

Eddie: You know I passed Norm Peterson on the stairs and he didn't give me the time of day. Woody: It's 3:15.

(About Diane) Sam: I was afraid I was going to walk in here today and see her face everywhere I looked. Instead what I saw was all these silly changes you made. Rebecca: I happen to think it's... Sam: No no, it's good. It helped me. What I'm trying to say is this place is the closest thing I have close to a real home. I want to come back. Please. Rebecca: I'm very sorry, Mr. Malone. I wish I could help.

Carla: Time for Operation "Wayne Down The Dwain."

(On being a full-time bartender.) Sam: (to Rebecca) Does that include all the perks - dental, medical... horizontal?

Rebecca: It's funny. We've only known each other for seconds, and I'm already tired of you.

(On his boat sinking.) Sam: I discovered a reef nobody had ever heard of. I even named it after me, too. No Brains Atoll.

(Sam on seeing Rebecca for the first time.) Sam: (wide-eyed) Boo-ah!

Sam: I don't have enough money to buy an ice cube.

Wayne: (leaving in a huff) Miss Howe, I'm sorry. I gave it a shot, but obviously I'm not liked by the customers or the employees! "Screaming Viking!" Al: I haven't been called that since my honeymoon!