Cheers

Coach: If you put a gun to my head I can't remember the last time I was in an all-night poker game.

Diane: I'll let you know when I was in high school I was voted the girl most likely to marry into old money.

Sam: Hey hey hey. Wow, you're drunk. Diane: Wow, you're stupid. I'll be sober in the morning.

Sam (standing outside of Diane's apartment): Come on Diane, I know you're up. Your candles are on.

Diane: When I and everyone else in the world say I love you we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it you're just clearing your throat.

Diane: They belonged to two young men in the bar but after I was finished waiting on them... Carla: They were two old men. Diane: They succumbed to my charms. Carla: Oh, they were two blind men.

Harry: No one's ever given me anything voluntarily.