(Diane shows Sam what she bought with the money he lent her)
Diane: It's a book... and a very valuable book. It's a first edition Hemingway.
Sam: "The Sun Also Rises". Boy, that's real profound.
Diane: I purchased it for $500, but I'm sure it's worth a great deal more. It's signed by Ernest Hemingway himself.
Sam: For 500 bucks you'd think Margaux Hemingway'd come over to your house and act it out for you.