Sam (talking about being named one of the sexiest bachelors): Besides it gave me a chance to air some of my political issues.
Diane: What political issues did you air your views on?
Sam: I told them I thought nuclear war would be bad news.
Diane: Oh Sam, you stirred up a hornet's nest there.
Sam: Really? Well I can always say I was misquoted.
Diane: Oh, I see when they say eligible bachelors they mean eligible for a brain transplant.