Robin: How do you think you would fair at a game who's outcome rested purely on intelligence, acumen, and cognitive reasoning?
Sam: Okay Carla, break out the Yahtzee.
Robin: I was referring to the age old game of chess. Or don't you indulge yourself in such sport in this cultural wasteland.
Bar: Hey hey hey. Oh.
Carla: Wait a minute. Are you talking about my country?
Robin: No, I'm talking about this bar.
Carla: You don't know the half of it.