Season 9 Episode 20

It's a Wonderful Wife

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 28, 1991 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Norm: Well that's it. I'm out of here.
      Cliff: Outta here? Norm, it's 9:30. It's not closing time.
      Norm: I know. I'm still leaving.
      Cliff: I'll drive you then.
      Norm: No no I don't need a ride. I didn't even have any beers.
      Cliff: (Looks at ceiling) I hope you're happy woman.

    • Rebecca: How many fat guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
      Norm: I don't know.
      Rebecca: You can't get a fat guy to change a light bulb. You can't even get him to come home on Christmas Eve.

    • Lilith: Woody, you don't even like this man. He's been bothering you ever since he followed your girlfriend back from Paris and now you're paying him to photograph you?
      Woody: Well he just borrows money from me anyway. This way I don't have to worry about him paying me back.
      Lilith: It's good you worked that out, Woody.

    • Henri: Are you ready?
      Woody: Yeah I just shaved. How does my face look?
      Henri: As smooth as your girlfriend, Kelly's bottom.
      Woody: Is that a joke?
      Henri: But of course it is. You have to shave much closer.

    • Norm: Oh Rebecca there you are. I've been looking everywhere for ya.
      Rebecca: What are you talking about? You're just sitting there on your barstool.
      Norm: I know. This is where I look from.

    • (Vera lost her job)
      Norm: We have like no money coming at all. If something doesn't happen soon I may have to find a job.
      Carla: You gonna work, Norm?
      Norm: I mean for Vera.

    • Cliff: Boy this recession is hitting everybody. They should have gotten the security of a government job. I tell ya, I could spit on that mail and chuck it down the sewer and they couldn't fire me.
      Woody: How do you know that, Mr. Clavin?
      Cliff: I don't. How about those Celtics, huh?

    • Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
      Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.

    • John Hill: Sam, in the future I'd appreciate you keeping your hands off my hat check girls.
      Sam: You know, it's your own stupid fault. I wouldn't touch your hat check girls if you hired some waitresses.

    • John Hill: My hat check girl is missing from her post. You haven't perchance seen her?
      Sam: What's that supposed to mean? Every time something goes wrong in your restaurant it's my fault. Like I'm the one who's supposed to keep track of your employees. You know that really ticks me off.
      Miss Kenderson: Sam, I can't get the sofa bed to fold back up.

    • Lillith: It was a gag gift.
      Carla: If you wanted us to gag, you should've taken a nudie.

  • Notes

    • Revealed in this episode: Norm's real first name is Hilary (he was named after his grandfather). His full name is Hilary Norman Peterson.

    • It's Frasier's 39th birthday (in Frasier we find out he was born in 1952). Note also that Frasier's birthday is almost in March, which is the month it is mostly in in Frasier. At least the writers are consistent!

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