Cheers

[after beating the Playboy girls in the softball game, Sam is in the pool room] Diane: Sam, you are an attractive man. You have many friends, you have a lot going for you; but, you have one miserable character flaw. Sam: Gee, I wonder if I could coax you into telling me what that is.

[the men in the bar are ogling the Playboy girls] Diane: Oh, this is disgusting. What kind of culture do I live in where they are the ideal woman? Coach: Well, gee, Diane. You've gotta admit: they are beautiful. Diane: Coach, take away all their make-up, all their expensive haircuts and those bodies... and what have you got? Carla: You.

[Norm enters the bar] Coach: What'll it be, Normy? Norm: Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a trough of beer and a snorkel.